I was dragged into a court case by a lawyer just to say that I knew nothing, and had perceived nothing, about any inharmonious relations between husband and wife, both close friends. The husband’s lawyer (a retired magistrate) could have read a statement from me to that effect; but he wanted me in court. He did not accept that my lack of knowledge would establish nothing, since I cannot see or hear through doors in another home a distance away.
The wife’s barrister insisted that I must have perceived some evidence of disharmony, using such words as ‘surely’. He then went on to my memory, suggesting that recent experience was surely more easily remembered. Since there was nothing to remember, I merely pointed out that memory is normally a function of significance.
That did not discourage him. Then there was another exchange implying that I was not being truthful. It was all very relaxed, civilised, and expensive in both time (mine) and money (the contestants’).
I then spoke directly to the judge to curtail a wasteful scenario, and was released. Throughout the play-about-nothing, the judge was silent. What was his job, I did wonder.
Then there is the issue of time. It appears that barristers decide how much time they need in court. Could not the core issues in a case be decided by the judge and the barristers to introduce efficiency in the court process? Lengthy court proceedings cost money, and also reduce the efficacy of the process.