Funny quotes

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often. Oliver Herford

If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. Alice Roosevelt
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know. W. H. Auden

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain

I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White

(From ‘Brainy quotes’ on the Internet)

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