British Humour? (1)

British humour as it used to be, absolutely politically incorrect:

It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on rioters. They are putting some Tide washing powder in to stop the coloureds from running.

Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.

Riots in Birmingham last month caused over 1 million worth of improvements