Humorous quotations – Anger

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor (Francis Bacon)

When angry, count four; when very angry swear (Mark Twain)

At this present moment, I have a strong urge to go over there, wrap both his legs round his neck and stick his suede shoes in his mouth. But I suppose that would only be termed a temporary solution (Alan Ayckbourn)