“And now, will y’all stand and be recognized.”
– Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House, to a group of people in wheelchairs on Disability Day
– George Gobel
“I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.”
– Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House
“For most people, death comes at the end of their lives.”
– GLR broadcaster, UK
“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”
– Greg Norman, Golfer
“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.”
– Barbara Boxer, Senator
“I don’t think the Republicans can damage my character.”
– Bill Clinton, former U.S. President