Quotes of quality (1)

“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.”
– Alan Minter, Boxer

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”
– Anonymous Traffic Report

“There is no housing shortage in Lincoln today – just a rumour that is put about by people who have nowhere to live.”
– G.L. Murfin, Mayor of Lincoln

“I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.”
– George Bush, former U.S. President

“It is white.”
– George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”