Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth. Pablo Picasso
Half a truth is often a great lie. Benjamin Franklin
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. Mark Twain
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. Tim Allen
All truth is simple… is that not doubly a lie? Friedrich Nietzsche