Italians are fantastic people, really; they can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.
Don Rickles
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that.
Groucho Marx
They couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel.
Lyndon Johnson
The next time anyone asks you ‘What is Bertrand Russell’s Philosophy?’ the correct answer is ‘What year please?’
Sydney Hook
A tortured man who sprayed his loathing on anyone within range.
Shelley Winters
He acts like he’s got a Mixmaster up his ass and doesn’t want anyone to know it.
Marlon Brando