A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”


What did God say when he made the first black man? “Damn, I burnt one.”


(From laughfactory. There is no need to feel hurt or humiliated by these, is there? For the record, during the White Australia era I was often addressed as a ‘black bastard,’ although I am neither)