Funny marriage one-liners

What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.

How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?

How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.

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