My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won’t cross the street to vote.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
I don’t approve of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
(From the Internet – ‘One line fun’)