How did I escape Iraq? Iran.
I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
(From the Internet: ‘Funny puns one-liners’)