If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Abraham Lincoln
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.
Theodore Roosevelt
Give me a one-handed economist! All my economists say, “On the one hand … on the other.”
Harry Truman
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national emergency—even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting.
—Ronald Reagan
Being president is like running a cemetery: You’ve got a lot of people under you, and nobody’s listening.
Bill Clinton
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