Notable never-isms

  • Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time. —Norman Ford
  • Never trust a man when he’s in love, drunk, or running for office. —Shirley Maclaine
  • Never board 
a commercial 
aircraft if the 
pilot is wearing 
a tank top. —Dave Barry
  • Never be in a 
hurry to terminate a marriage. You 
may need this person to finish a sentence. —Erma Bombeck
  • Never argue with a doctor; he has inside information. —Bob Elliott and Ray Goulding
  • Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level; it’s cheaper. —Quentin Crisp

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