A grandfather’s jokes

Ethnic

A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat. They’d spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out. “The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus, we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette.” The American frowned. “Russian roulette’s not a very nice game.” The diplomat smiled. “That’s why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you’ll have to play. “I’ll show you how.” He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later, six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. “You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex,” he told the American. “That’s great,” the ambassador said, “but it doesn’t seem much like Russian roulette.” “Oh, it is. One of them is a cannibal.”

Three men, a Jewish man, a Catholic man, and a Mormon man, were having drinks at the bar following a business meeting. The Jewish man, bragging about his virility, said, “I have four sons. One more and I’ll have a basketball team!” The Catholic man pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, “That’s nothing, boy. I have 10 sons. One more and I’ll have a football team.” To which the Mormon man replied, “You fellas ain’t got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I’ll have a golf course!”

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!” After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!” And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!” The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300. The Japanese exclaimed, “Wah… so expensive!” There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!”

(From the Internet)

 

 

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