My hunting days are over
My lamp is burning out,
And what was once my sex appeal
Is now my water-spout.
I used to be embarrassed
To watch the thing behave
For it would stand-up in the morning
And watch me have a shave.
But now that I am old and grey
It sure gives me the blues
To watch the damned thing
Hang its head in shame
And watch me clean my shoes
ANON
very well and humorously said; i.e. so “true”