DATING ETHNIC CHICKS
First date – you get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens
Second date – You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, nothing happens
Third date – You usually don’t get up to third date because you are smart enough to realize that nothing is ever going to happen
First date – meet her parents
Second date – Set the date of the wedding
Third date – Wedding night
First date – You get to kiss her goodnight
Second date – You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date – She moves in. One week later, her father, her 4 mothers, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father’s girlfriend’s mother, her 268 cousins all move in. But, don’t worry! You can repeat this 4 times, if you are a Muslim
First date – You both get drunk and have sex
Second – You both get drunk and have sex.
20th anniversary – You both get drunk and have sex
First date – Mother, father, brothers, sisters, cousins, uncles, aunts, friends, and entire Arab community find out.
Second date – You are shot dead
Third date – Not applicable
(For the record: I am too old to understand what all that means)