Dating ethnic chicks (Humour!)

DATING  ETHNIC  CHICKS

(Source: Internet)

CHINESE

First date – you get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens

Second date – You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, nothing happens

Third date – You usually don’t get up to third date because you are smart enough to realize that nothing is ever  going to happen

INDIAN

First date – meet her parents

Second date – Set the date of the wedding

Third date – Wedding night

MALAY

First  date – You get to kiss her goodnight

Second date –  You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date – She moves in.  One week later, her father, her 4 mothers, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father’s girlfriend’s mother, her 268 cousins all move in. But, don’t worry! You can repeat this 4 times, if you are a Muslim

WHITE

First date – You both get drunk and have sex

Second – You both get drunk and have sex.

20^th anniversary – You both get drunk and have sex

ARAB

First date – Mother, father, brothers, sisters, cousins, uncles, aunts, friends, and entire Arab community find out.

Second date – You are shot dead

Third date – Not applicable

 

(For the record:  I am too old to understand what all that means)

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