Paraprosdokians (3)

 

.     .I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

 

• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

 

• I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn’t find it.

 

• If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

 

• Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

 

• If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

 

• Money is the root of all wealth.

 

• No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery

 

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