Paraprosdokians (2)

  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.


  • Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.


  • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.


  • Ever stop to think and forget to start again?


  • Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.


  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.


  • Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?


  • Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.