Eskimo jokes

A tourist goes to the pole, and meets an Eskimo.
“During the summer you don’t have any nights, and during the winter
you don’t have any days… What do you do during that endless summer
day?” he asks.
“We go fishing, and make love to our women,” the Eskimo replies.
The tourist thinks a while, and asks another question:
“Then, what do you do during that endless winter night?”
Eskimo grins:
“We don’t go fishing…”

 

An eskimo was riding his snowmobile when it quit running. He took it to the local mechanic and had him look at it. The mechanic told the Eskimo to give him about 3-4 hours and he would have it diagnosed. So the Eskimo went into town to do some shopping.  When he returned to the mechanic shop he saw his snow mobile in pieces.  The mechanic turned and looked at the Eskimo and said ‘Looks like you have blown a seal.’  The Eskimo replies ‘No that is just frost on my moustache.’

 

 

What’s the difference between a eunuch and an Eskimo?

A eunuch is a massive vassal with a passive tassel,
while an Eskimo is a rigid midget with a frigid digit.

 

 

An Eskimo was tapping on some ice looking for some fish when a voice said; “You won’t find any fish under there!” The Eskimo just ignored it and carried on tapping. Again, the voice echoed saying “You won’t find any fish under there!” The Eskimo shouted up “Who are you… God?” and the voice replied, “No, the ice-rink manager!”

 

 

One day, an Eskimo family arrived in New York City. This was the first time out of their native village, and it didn’t take long before the wife got lost. The Eskimo husband asked a passerby for help and was told to go to the police and report it. When he got there, a police officer asked him for the wife’s description.
“What’s that?” asked Eskimo.
“Well, you see a description is telling what something looks like. For example, my wife is 25-years-old, 5’11”, 140 lbs, 38-25-36 measurements. Now, what can you tell me about your wife?”
“The heck with my wife”, said the Eskimo, “lets go look for yours!”

 

 

Hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend

and next morning found she was six months pregnant.

 

 

 

Hear about the Eskimo who was stabbed with an icicle?

He died of cold cuts

 

 

 

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