Thoughts for the day – NOT (Part 2)

  • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
    • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
    • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
    • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
    • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
    • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
    • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
    • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
    • I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

(Time to run for cover?)

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