Indomitable laws – Part 1

  1. Law of Mechanical Repair
    After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
    2. Law of Gravity
    Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
    3. Law of Probability
    The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
    4. Law of Random Numbers
    If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.
    5. Variation Law
    If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
    6. Law of the Bath
    When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
    7. Law of Close Encounters
    The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
    8. Law of the Result
    When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!
    9. Law of Biomechanics
    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.