Hinduism jokes


So, I hear reincarnation is making a comeback.


Q: Why did the Hindu cross the road? A: Because she was protesting for the chicken, MAN!


Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Because they are used to eating nuts.


I watched the Hindu version of How I Met Your Mother… There’s just one episode about the wedding.


Q: What’s the best way to keep milk fresh? A: Leave it in the cow!


Q: What did the Hindu say to the swiss cheese? A: “I’m holier than you”


Q: Why can’t the bankrupt Hindu complain? A: He’s got no beef.


Q: Why are politicians proof of reincarnation? A: You just can’t get that screwed up in one lifetime.


Q: Have you heard of the cow who attained liberation? A: It was dyslexic and kept on repeating OOOOMMM!

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