Charles W. Schultz quotes

“Dear IRS,
I am writing to you to cancel my subscription.
Please remove my name from your mailing list.”

~ Snoopy

“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask,
‘Where have I gone wrong?’
Then a voice says to me,
‘This is going to take more than one night.’”

“I’ve developed a new philosophy,
I only dread one day at a time.”

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today.
It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”

“All you need is love.
But a little chocolate now and then
doesn’t hurt.”

“If I were given the opportunity
to present a gift to the next generation,
it would be the ability for each individual
to learn to laugh at himself.”