When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.
here do you find chili beans? At the North Pole.
At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, “Are you two an item?”
They told me I had type A blood , but it was a Type- O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra .
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
Did you hear about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
Comment: A little light relief
RAJA ARASA RATNAM 