Cosmic cataclysms and the demise of civilisations need a break, right?
I am ready to meet my Maker.
Whether my Maker is prepared for the great
ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice
to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
It’s not that I’m afraid to die,
I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking,overeating, and chasing women –all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped