Puns for educated minds

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it….
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool …
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

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