~ WH Auden
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
~ Johnny Carson
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
~ Warren Tantum (School photo album).
I don’t believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we’re very sceptical.
~ Jimmy Durante
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
– George Roberts
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
~ Jonathan Winters
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
I like lateral thinkers. By that I mean – thinking while lying down. When on your own, you are quite safe, no?
Ok so God definitely didn’t intend anyone to fly out of Brisbane. Or having arrived at the airport ever to leave it. We invariably get lost coming home.