Modern philosophers – Part 2

~ Prince Philip
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

~ Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

~ Harrison Ford
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

~ Spike Milligan
The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree.

~ Robin Hall
Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke.

~ Jean Rostand
Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror

~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
Having more money doesn’t make you happier.
I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.

There is wisdom here (some, anyway). Apart from that, rusticating within my own mind is boring; I have read everything in my memory bank enough times. Boring! (Some, anyway)

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