‘Then the fight started’

Even old people are allowed to have wacky tastes in humour. I was amused by the following 2 snippets of attempted humour sent to me. My apologies to those whose PC sense may be violated.

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
> Christmas gift…
> > The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.
>> When she asked me why, I replied,
> > “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
> And that’s how the fight started…..
> ________________________________
> My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
> we were in bed.
> > I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have sex?’
> > ‘No,’ she answered.
> > I then said,’Is that your final answer?’
> > She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’
> > So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
> > And that’s when the fight started…