Rude insults

Some of my followers must surely need an occasional break from my thoughts about serious issues. I also admit that, as I march most laboriously towards that door which will take me to a better place (to give me a break from the travails of Earthly existence), I am becoming increasingly frivolous. I can more clearly appreciate the folly of pomposity and power displayed by many, some of whom wear glorious garments reflecting wit and wealth. So, here goes!

“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” -Samuel Johnson•

“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” -Charles, Count Talleyrand•

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” – Forrest Tucker•

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” – Mark Twain•

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West•

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” -Oscar Wilde•

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” – Andrew Lang (1844-1912)•

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” – Billy Wilder•

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho